Oh man, if I don't find my moon stick I'm going to be in really deep do-do! How can I fight the forces of evil without my moon stick! I should have known. It's Sailor Mercury Porsha Carrera & she has my moon stick! What’s that Porsha? This stick has powers that I don't understand. Show me! It turns out the powers of the moon stick work best up our butts! Porsha plunged that stick deep in my ass. I felt the power of that stick right away! Looks like Porsha & I are going to have to team up to fight the forces of evil more often, with our assholes, we will win every time!